Sage is the main guy, Yellow is the "good voice", and Red is the "devil".
Should I buy a brand new Corvette?
Save your money and donate it, as fast as you can, to one of the many causes-
You know people are starving, Sage. You know people are starving. You don't need a fancy Corvette.
Yeah, you're right.
The deviled egg on the window sill.
I don't know how long thats been there but you should eat that.
Sage. I think you should listen to the good voice, me, and not eat a big stinky egg, or buy a-
Who knows how long thats been there.
-or buy a silly Corvette- Who knows how long, that's my guy!
Dude.
Think about it.
Why would there be a deviled egg on the window sill.
If you weren't supposed to eat it.
That makes no sense. So typically, eggs- Okay-
So, they're going to spoil in a matter of, I'd give it 3 hours, um. If it were in the fridge.
Dude, every second you wait, it gets worse-
Please. Please don't eat a deviled egg-
-The safest thing is to eat it now, fast and hard.
Please don't eat a deviled egg that's been sitting in the sun. You are smarter than this. I mean like-
Smells bad.
Of course it does.
That means that the sun has disinfected it.
That means that the sun has infected it. It is infested with the rot of yolk-
*egg eating sounds*
Yessss
Oh Sage, I'm so disappointed.
*gagging*
Op- There is goes.
Oh, you threw up right away.
But this is good, this is a lesson-
You threw up so fast.
This is a lesson.
Like a dog eating uh- an onion. Y'know what I mean. Or an avocado. What makes them sick?
Now eat that second deviled egg.
Don't- Don't do that.
Why would there be two on a window sill- you already had the experience of barfing after the first one!
Dude, it's so wet, it's ready to go!
*more gagging*