The Simple Plot of My OCs.... 2!!

Doing it a second time :] No one can stop me. I've got it half rewritten to actually match leddlabs stuf [in the brackets] is original lyrics i wanna change. if i ever come back to this idea.

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Ugh...

Hello, and welcome to what I pray is the final episode of "Talking Original Characters".

 *clapping*

Don't- don’t clap for their asses.

Today our topic, like always, is OCs with simple plots.

 Hi, I'm LEDD from LEDD La-

No! You shut your mouth! I'm starting with our other guests first.

Guests, please tell us your name and the simple plot of your game.

 [Hey, I’m the capsule from Arkanoid. As far as I can tell, I'm a tube, and a ball bounces off me]

 [I'm Ms. Pac-Man! I'm Pac-Man with a bow!]

Okay, LEDD. Did you see how it's done?

Tell me the plot of your story, real simple, just like that.

 You got it! Cue the music!

No, don't cue the music!

 [Kairi] washes up on Earth's shore

 Completely unaware of what the heck is in store

 Then a bunch of computers blow up from [the war]

 [Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours!]

I'm already lost, who are these people and places?

 I'll tell you later, buddy, I’m already off to the races!

 I’m now in [Traverse Town], with Doctor Raddle and Peaches!

From the AC games?

 Yes!

What exactly the fuck?

 I'm a [Keyblade wielder] and they need my ability

 Watching subjects do tests, powering all the facility

This is not making sense

 It’s a little hard to follow

 Everything will come together in [the Bastion of Hollow]

Let me get this straight, it's Isabelle and you

 Nope!

With all your superpowered friends [defending all that's true]

 Wrong.

Now it is your destiny to set all the subjects free

'Cause it's Aperture Labratories!

 Not even close.

 So I’m looking for Anuran while I'm running my tests.

Do I know him?

 They're my best friend!

Hashtag blessed...

 Well, actually, they hate me, it was just a facade.

 Now they're my arch enemy!

Oh my fucking god!

 [Now we are traveling to Hollow Bastion we go]

 [Run into Riku, oh no!]

 [Possessed by Ansem and so]

 [He's after Princess Kairi]

 [And then I really try to be]

 [A hero] so I die to free

 My heart that's deep inside of me!

Tell me why frog guy isn't fired yet

Why have a human staff if you're omnipotent?

Are you some kind of engineer?

If you died, how are you here?

Please kill me with the nearest spear!

 Oh, I'll clear it up!

 [So I turned into a Heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power]

 We escaped to underneath the lab, a place that's really dour

 [Ansem followed us there] 'cause their plan finally starts to flower

 As The Dark appears making every person quake and cower *INHALE*

What exactly is The Dark?

 It's a place and also a worm!

 And it's the goo in the place too, but that's not made by the worm.

 Anyway, [Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff]

 But it opens and he dies from all the goodness!

That's tough!

 Then we find out [it's a doorway venting evil fast!]

[But it was filled with light and stuff?]

 It's better not to ask.

 Me and the Lab Rats seal up the lab [from both sides with our keys]

 And that's the basic premise of LEDDlabs! No questions, please! :)

My god, this plot is all that I can take

I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes

But I must swallow all the hate

I give up this is my fate

As host of Talking Original Characters

The ratings are in... the show's cancelled

Tits! Fuck yes! I mean... no! Oh no!

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