HIGH STAKES TIC-TAC-TOE

Characters are Ollie, Rat, and Moe. It's a test room where they just have to play tic-tac-toe.

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(rat and ollie are standing in front of a big tic-tac-toe board on the wall)

 Let me hit you with this:

   Okay.

 In the- In the case of a draw, both players are killed. (so dramatic and serious)

   Ha, love this! So-

 Now, okay, so, Rat, again. That's the only rule.

 None of the- Let's try this one out, not the cancel one-

   Well hold on-

 If there's a draw, we are both going to be killed, okay? I put an X in the-

   (confused) Wait, but what happens if I lose.

 Ope- I put an X in the center.

 You- You'll be killed. And I'll live.

   I see. Uh. Bottom left corner.

 Okay. Um. I put an X uhhh at the middle left.

 Now really think hard about what you want to do next here, Rat.

   I'm gonna go-

 One of us- one of us ca- one of us can walk away from this, or both of us-

   Middle right! Middle right!

 (so annoyed) Rat. Why would you- like- I specifically-

   (rat is being a little shit) If I'm going down, you're coming down with me, Ollie-

 X bottom- X bottom right!

   ...Circle. Top. left.

Tsk- See- why are you doing this!

*cross talk*

(camera pans out to show moe, sitting on the opposite side of the room. tic tac toe battle still visible over their shoulder.)

     Y'know- Uh-

 (ollie is very small shouting in the background) Moe, are you hearing this shit?

     A lot- A lot of people ask me:

     Moe, where's a good place to start with LEDDlabs.

     And, uh, never know what to tell 'em.

     But now I'll at least be able to conclusively say:

     NOT the one where they play audio tic-tac-toe.

(camera is back to the battle.)

 But, this is what I'm saying Moe! You listen to this-

   Where are you gonna put yours, Ollie?

(rat gets all up in her face. dramatic zoom ins.)

   Games not over, games not over, games not over.

 Bottom middle, Rat.

   FUCK.

(rat collapses dramaticly to the floor like orz)

   Thought I had you.

 Nah, dude. You don't have shit.

   I believe top middle is still available?

 (lying.) No.

   Top right.

 Top middle, I win. It was available.

   WOAH!

   FUCK.

(ollie gets to shoot and kill rat as a treat.)

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